@chubbbypanda: I burned 1000 calories by lighting my arm on fire
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@SuitableHolmes: Do you know where my mexican hat is? - It's somewhere bro.. Fine...a sombrero, but what I'm asking is have you seen it?
@SortaBad: I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser
@3sunzzz: [God creating penguins] I want a bird that doesn't fly but loves to swim, and make sure you dress it classy AF.