@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
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@eeethanford: Son have I told you about the birds & the bees? Dad you're an ornithologist & moms an entomologist it's literally all you guys talk about
@kingstonstreet: The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword
@longwall26: Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown.