@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
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@therepoguy: Moves shopping cart to allow car to park Lady doesn't even say thanks Puts cart back behind her car Leaves.
@TheQuietPsycho: *getting married Priest: will you love & honor her? Me: I will Her: [whispers to priest] Priest: and leave your phone unlocked? Me: I'm out
@alisha_foley: Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better.