@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
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@Bagyants: I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are "so true" for a while.
@causticbob: In Russia, Vladimir Putin has said that the killers of Nemtsov "will be ruthlessly hunted down." He added, "It's cheaper than paying them"
@Brentweets: CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care.