@ClichedOut: I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
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@JuliaEveHays: Hey, Morgan Freeman. Donating $1M to Obama's campaign isn't going to make him get older faster so you can play him in the movie.
@lecalabara: I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
@rockymomax: ME: (before I bought a fanny pack) I wish I had something to carry this baby ME: (after I bought a fanny pack) the baby doesn't fit in here
@Jandalize: I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker.