@SonOfCha: I call all dogs 'puppies', regardless of age. They like it.
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@deegeemindi: If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea.
@KentWGraham: Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work.
@Fickle_Filly: Lies I tell at work: ~ I'm sorry I said that ~ I didn't mean to offend you ~ It won't happen again ~ Of course I don't think you're an idiot
@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.