If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!
@wesjohnson8: I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder.
@iwearaonesie: "If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again" - A Memoir
@heymonroe: Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number.
@DaddyJew: Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends.
@InternetHippo: OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!!
ME: OMG *clutches guns*
[7 years later]
ME (frustratedly checking my watch): This guy is taking forever