@Schmoodles: I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half.
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@ag_loco: Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*
@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
@truegritrumble: ME: *pleased* Honey, I folded the dishes. WIFE: M: W: The laundry. M: No the dish... W: M: W: What? M: We need new dishes.
@vladchoc: Stephanie, I am out to lunch. If the Sims I trapped in this bedroom finally fall in love page me IMMEDIATELY. Yes, I know they look like us.