@armyVet1972: I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle.
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@MelvinofYork: There is a woman on this plane going on vacation with a cat in a carrier. Because cats love surprises, travel, and unfamiliar surroundings.
@virtualhippie: Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.
@_NTFG_: People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better.
@heatherjs: Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.