@Parentpains: I called one of those numbers in the bathroom stall and my wife answered. Very funny guys.
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@Breadery: Her: What do you like about me? Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What? Me: Your eyes
@thejoelstein: 4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to "How do you know if something is art?" "People tell you."