@VerbsRProudest: I called someone persnickety today. He looked so taken aback. Some people can't handle that kind of hip vibe & powerful sensuality I guess.
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@MouthOfSass: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that.
@Jake_Vig: With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility.