@ProudFFAalumni: I came, I saw, the neighbors complained.
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@Bexdora: In every teen body-swap film there's that moment where they look in the mirror & are shocked to see an adult. That's my morning routine now.
@StarWarsProblms: Vader: I'll teach you the Death Star's power Leia: By blowing up my planet? Vader: By showing you a PowerPoint presentation Leia: NOOO!!!
@VanVeenB: Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first.