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@GigsIsMyName: I came this close!!!!
@SaraMansford: 911: What's your emergency?
Me: This guy just died in my arms tonight.
911: How did he die?
Me: It must've been something I said.
@Matt_The_1st: Yes. You rt'd me 14 times in a row. Thanks.
You are first in line for my liver when the time comes.
@lecalabara: A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle.
@TragicAllyHere: *watching Dateline* wow this is the worst dating show ever
@Tmoney68: Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary.