@GigsIsMyName: I came this close!!!!
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@iGreenMonk: Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I’m not beating her.
@Marcmywords2: You can tell a lot about a person by what they swallow first when a cop pulls um over.