@GigsIsMyName: I came this close!!!!
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@NotJPo: I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings.
@Parentpains: I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.
@mommajessiec: I just yelled at some kids to get off my lawn. They were my own kids, but they can find somewhere else to play like everybody else.