@MissItAintMe: I can actually decide what is inspirational on my own. But thanks for the warning
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@nowarranty: If I say, "Don't worry, I'm on it," there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch.
@House_Feminist: Hey girl are you a new high efficiency dishwasher because you're so quiet it's hard to tell if you're turned on
@daemonic3: FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car [hours later after date] HER: It's been 18 miles ME: I insist HER: But you drove both of us
@yenniwhite: Take the road less traveled. Like, the one with the most mud, or the wettest grass, even if there’s a sidewalk nearby. -Kids