@bridger_w: I can almost always tell if a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs
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@jjax44: I hate it when I forget to cut the tags off my sandwich and everyone's like "New sandwich?"
@JediGigi: Hot guy just walked up to me and said I was pretty so naturally I pulled out a Sharpie and drew a star on his forehead.
@ch000ch: wondering if our openly racist uncles talk about their non racist uncles like "u shoulda heard the non-racist shit coming out of his mouth"