@ImaFlyontheWall: I can convert alcohol into an idiot
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@Molly_Kats: A Victoria's Secret commercial will always come on when you're elbow deep in a bag of Doritos.
@Sickayduh: Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx
@PhilJamesson: Waiter: And how would you like your steak? Guy Who Has Only Ever Eaten Goldfish Crackers: ... umm... flavor blasted?