@DanMentos: I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve visited Chernobyl… it’s 14
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@Where__wolf: You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!
@House_Feminist: A lonely rooster sees neon sign flashing HOT CHICKEN STRIPS, walks into Popeyes and cringes in horror as he drops his dollar bills
@TheToddWilliams: You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan