@Phlegmingway: I prefer science to religion, as the former doesn't seem to grow vengeful and jealous when refused attention.

@1Happytwit: My neighbours were listening to some pretty cool music until the arseholes asked me to turn it down.

@AndyAsAdjective: Judging by this sunburn, I'd say the sunscreen I lathered on earlier was SPF goddamn liar.

@OfNorthAmerica: I'm gonna make a photo editing type program that makes you look like a Hobbit and call it Frodoshop.

@Cravin4: Marital Law & Martial Law while look similar have very different meanings... .. Except at my house.