@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
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@ceejoyner: Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime.
@iamspacegirl: Spider-Man, hanging right in front of your face when you turn on the bathroom light.
@liv_thatsme: Holy shit, I thought my stepmother showed up at my house dressed as Pennywise, but THANK GOD, it was just him.