@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
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@UncleBob56: Wife: What's your fantasy? Me: It involves your mom. W: Your disgusting! M: W: What is it? M: I always wished she'd taught you how to cook.
@kwirkyKerri: There are directions with pictures on this underarm deodorant. Yet another disaster avoided.
@VeryLonelyLuke: Me: You must train hard to beat Kylo Ren. Rey: I already beat him once with literally no training. Me: Rey: Look. I still have two hands.