@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
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@jonnysun: "fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u" - a goldfish :(
@DaddyJew: No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with
@mrtimlong: It's called a "Monte Cristo" sandwich because one day it will return disguised as another sandwich & seek its revenge
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.