@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
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@FrankConniff: A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either.
@Stellacopter: I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said "Good afternoon folks" they will let you take their order.
@neerjagurnani: Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I'm affordable" instead of "I'm adorable". Stop embarrassing me.