@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
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@gerryhallcomedy: Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her.
@GurjarShakti: Girl- send your pic. Me - i hv a group photo with friends. Girl- ok send. Me *sent a group photo* Girl - where are you ? Me- clicking pic.
@blood_orphan: I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous.
@daplusk: The only time me and a girl orgasmed at the same time,nnShe didn't even know I was in the cupboard.