@svnsxtional: I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry.
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@hazelmotes1: Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled "Teen Paranormal Romance."
@ReeseButCallMeV: Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!
@preshmomes: my car is dead & i saw a dead spider under the hood so like, do i need a new spider? i dont know a lot about how cars work
@Mr_Kapowski: If you're ever lost in the woods, try to find a bear to kill. Their claws will provide four sweet breakfast pastries.