@svnsxtional: I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry.
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@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too
@AmishPornStar1: See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya mañana, little iguana.
@Vodkantots: I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.