@svnsxtional: I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry.
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@WheelTod: Her (gently shaking me awake): “Did you know you grind your teeth in your sleep?” Me (removing mouth guard): “Firstly, yes that’s why I wear this. Secondly, you shouldn’t be talking to me now. And thirdly, you need to get back behind the yellow line when I’m driving this bus.”
@_SingleBabyMama: I answer with an automatic "Yes" each time my mom says "Oh, have I told you...?" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim.