@svnsxtional: I can give out my number and I bet 8152898509 dollars my phone will still be dry.
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@RealPrincessKim: You know that scene in 8 Mile where Eminem disses himself so the other guy has nothing to rap about? That's basically my only plan in life.
@TheDreamGhoul: if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat.
@atthecubicle: Having kids is like continually cleaning up after a huge party that you didn't attend.