@RummyLauded: I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence.
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@TomItUp: "You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?" "I'm just here to take out the trash." "Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."
@Dawn_M_: Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese.
@WheelTod: Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said "Care to make this interesting?" And I said "Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"
@JediGigi: "I'm so lucky to have you."--- Me to my hand. No, it's not what you think. I just watched Hook.