@RummyLauded: I can ignore you so hard you will begin to doubt your own existence.
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@Carbosly: Protip: if your date is going to throw a drink at your face, at least open your mouth, because hey, free drink.
@HatfieldAnne: First 20 minutes driving through farm country: "Isn't this pretty?" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*
@CornOnTheGoblin: [purposefully keeps messing up my hot dog eating scene] director: cut! [sighs] bring in another hot dog, take 11