@MariyaAlexander: I can judge the goodness of my sex life by the loudness of the terrible music the neighbors are blasting
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@AimeeHelene1: *seductively slides hand along store shelf to distract you* *grabs last bag of Cheetos* *tucks, rolls, and runs away*
@UncleDuke1969: *cocks gun* Me: "Go ahead." Horse: "Just be cool, man." Me: "DRINK." Horse: "No problem. It's just a stupid expression."
@TeejayRush: Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces... For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it may be closed...