@jergarl: I can never remember if my best foot is supposed to go forward or in my mouth.
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@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing.
@PaperWash: I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice
@heymonroe: Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet.
@novicefather: I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight.