@jergarl: I can never remember if my best foot is supposed to go forward or in my mouth.
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@envydatropic: If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention
@karlainvt: Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
@juliussharpe: The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls.