@sixthformpoet: I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals.
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@causticbob: Few people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts. His name was Frank
@mstluvstrinkets: Anything I accomplish before I finish my first cup of coffee has been fueled by rage.
@TheTalkingPipe: I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.
@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.