@TattleTSister: I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?
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@chrisanna4real: I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever.
@AdriannaLaCervx: I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues.