@TattleTSister: I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?
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@man_spach: "I'm sorry I could never do that for you," said the cat sulking away after catching me on the internet looking at pics of cats in space.
@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school