@Mikecanrant: I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in.
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@Modern_Psyche: Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting.
@junejuly12: Keep microwaving fish in the office and stop wondering why you never get a desk by the windows.
@TheTweetOfGod: People who spend their lives complaining how other people are doing nothing productive for society are doing nothing productive for society.