@NoTheOtherJohn: I can really relate to eminem in "8 mile" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too
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@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
@LoneWolfStories: If I'm your emergency contact, for your sake, I hope that hospital sends texts too.
@Caissie: I hope the final frame of Breaking Bad is white text on black background: "None of this would have happened if we had Universal Healthcare."
@Rollinintheseat: Please, keep trying unsuccessfully to suck the snot back up in your nose instead of using a tissue. Everyone loves the noise you're making.