@TigNotaro: I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.
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@IvoryGazelle: [work phone rings] Customer: I realize ur closing but I just have a quick question "Good, because it's 4:59 and I-" Now, it all started back in '82 when I had my knee replacement surgery
@Angibangie: -Your house is amazing. Why are u renting this cheap? -It’s haunted by a low level demon Demon: Wow I’m right here that is like so hurtful