@juliussharpe: I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working.
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@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
@TheDjinnTrials: Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police.
@Pirate_nurse: It's 6 am and I've already referred to a patient as "the one with the tig ol biddies"...wonder what time HR gets here