@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
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@jazmasta: By the way it was me who set those sheep free to roam around the courtroom during your divorce hearing. In case ewe were wandering.
@o__0Dev: Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he’s being told where to deliver the ransom money.