@DecantAndPour: I can tell if someone's uncomfortable around me just by staring at them for 3 hours.
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@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
@Hormonella: Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle.
@roostermustache: Obama:*sits down and whoopee cushion makes fart noise* what th- JOE Biden:*tears in his eyes, points at trump* HE WAS SUPPOSED TO SIT THERE