@FatherWithTwins: I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball.
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@LorieGZ: Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong.
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@FirstDateStory: "My date took me to a nice restaurant. Our server leaned in to me and said, "You're the third one this week"