@TheWoodenslurpy: I can tell so much about a person just by guessing.
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@brianbowman73: Saw someone simultaneously walking while writing on a pad of paper. I yelled at them to text and drive like a normal person.
@AndyAsAdjective: gonna make a bumper sticker for my car that says "MY KID IS SMARTER THAN YOU'RE KID" just to troll the grammar nazis behind me
@ericsshadow: If you stand next to a fatter person you look better. That's why I work at Burger King.