@jackiembouvier: I can tell Spring is almost here because I'm on the verge of wanting to kill myself but I'd also like to plant some bulbs.
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@inigoomontoya: I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again
@morninggloria: Until I started experiencing insomnia I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually
@matt___nelson: Hate your job as a calendar maker?Need a way to get fired? Easy. ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Just take a day off