@The_KJM: I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial.
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@JaneBadall: My son just referred to a beaver as a "wood-eater". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would seem he's correct on two levels.
@Marcmywords2: I hate when you go to a surprise party, and all anyone wants to do is talk about your drug problem.
@GianDoh: All toilet seats can be heated toilet seats if you push people off them and sit real fast.