@karlainvt: I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good.
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@AudreyPorne: hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol
@MattMcElaney: Mom always said she didn't have a favorite child, which was tough because I don't have any brothers or sisters.