@karlainvt: I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good.
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@DepecheALAmode: I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like "Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"
@RobertJrDowney: Who's idea was it to package scissors in a package what requires scissors to open.
@rachelle_mandik: ME: Got here as fast as I could! I have the anecdote! HIM [dying of snakebite]: Please say you mean antidote ME: Funny story! This one time—