@cre8luv_4u: I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky.
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@wickedsuga: The earth revolves around the sun. So, I guess if you want me to revolve around you, you're gonna have to set yourself on fire.
@kathradical: I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman
@Bexdora: Is that a pineapple in your pocket, or are you just....Why do you have a pineapple in your pocket?
@AdderallMomma: I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me.