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@cre8luv_4u: I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky.
@SaraMansford: Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting.
@MCaparco: When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
@mynameisntdave: Practice safe sex and have sex with a vampire. Vampires are, by default, all about consent because they have to be invited inside.
@dulcetry: [Spider sits at computer and Googles probability of being eaten by human in his lifetime] Holy shit Sharon, COME SEE THIS