@meganamram: I can't afford a therapist so i bought a mood ring
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@NickSwardson: Thank god 4 the guy at the bar yelling "YOU GOTTA CATCH THAT!!!" when a receiver drops the ball. Had no idea he was supposed to catch it.
@LolaFaglana: I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say "Mommy steals credit cards" when they're in a checkout line.
@GMPaiella: The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market
@Swishergirl24: Police officer: Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over? Me: I'm just as confused as you are.