@frenchielaboozi: i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die
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@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested
@Just_Lee_: My revenge for being designated driver is putting my car seat warmers on high and convincing my drunk friends that they pee'd in their pants
@Heldinchains: My kid just said his dinner tasted like cat litter. Not sure if I should be offended or wonder how he knows what cat litter tastes like.