@frenchielaboozi: i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die
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@Leslie_Annie: My 10 yr old daughter was saying how stressful life is but she did add "well, at least I've managed to go 10 years without drinking"
@texasstalkermom: I only have Facebook to keep track of where everyone I know is going to be, so I don't show up there.