@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.
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@AdriannaLaCervx: I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues.
@Sophie2078: Me: What’s your favorite color? Him: That depends. What is the color of your eyes? Me: Awww. You are so sweet. Green. Him: I love blue.
@LaziestCanine: *holds up bread* this is my body *holds up wine* this is my blood *holds up an opened lap top* this is my sound cloud, please check it out