@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.
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@meganamram: I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though
@Rollinintheseat: Interviewer: "Your resume says you're paranoid." Me: "My resume has been talking behind my back?"
@DebraMuffin: No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall.