@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.
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@omgthatspunny: My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket.
@Chicken_Hawk38: I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer.