@Elizasoul80: I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years.
@somecleverthing: I just had the thought "pfft. Your father can't die before you are born," and I believed it for a full minute. Because I'm smert.
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: It says you're here for a blood test. First, some questions. Number one: over the last six months who's been a good boy?