@laurrlor: I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation.
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@GloriaFallon123: When someone says we can do something “weather permitting” I remind them that weather’s not the boss of me. Snow or no snow, I'm not going.
@Cheeseboy22: My arm could be chopped off and I could be covering the wound with paper towels and my wife would be like, "Too many. You're wasting them!"
@LoriLuvsShoes: A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair