@laurrlor: I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation.
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@maughammom: I'd say 20% of my day is spent trying to convince the dog we're not about to be murdered by the UPS guy, mailman, squirrels, ice dispenser..
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.
@OutOfLeftField_: Women's voices naturally get higher as they get excited so if you're in bed and she still sounds like Morgan Freeman, try harder.