@meganamram: I can't believe it's 2012 and street signals are still only telling white people to cross
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@DurtMcHurtt: [family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN
@rikpayne: People who say "Money doesn't grow on trees" don't understand the paper making process.
@Fred_Delicious: [Duck support group] "After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*