@Playing_Dad: I can't believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment
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@SteveSuckington: ME: in closing, all of the facts I've presented today prove that Bush did 911 PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written