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@lionprincessval: I can't come into work today *cough* I'm really sick.

"Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?"

*hangs up*

I can’t come into work today *cough* I’m really sick.

“Do I hear Mario Kart in the background?”

*hangs up*

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