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@SteveSuckington: I can't figure out why my son hates me.

Tim hates you?

No, my other son. I can't remember his name. I just call him "not Tim"

I can’t figure out why my son hates me.

Tim hates you?

No, my other son. I can’t remember his name. I just call him “not Tim”

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