@TheGabbieShow: i cant get a dog because it will give strangers an excuse to talk to me
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@tonsmorecowbell: My spirit animal is a dolphin because I use sonar to make sure I'm peeing in the toilet every night.
@ryaninco: North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention.
@AmberTozer: Started a karate club for people who don't know karate we just do moves we see in movies lemme know if you're interested old ppl are welcome
@JamieLinks: Have decided Twitter is like a good grandma. Makes dirty jokes, complains a lot, corrects your grammar, tells you who has died.