@LuvPug: I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count
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@stephenjmolloy: "Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me.
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@ashley_barnhill: So you kill them with kindness but then what do you do with the bodies WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE BODIES SO MANY BODIES OH GOD