@LuvPug: I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count
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@slyoung5: Lady came to front door & asked if I'd donate to new pool they're building for kids. I told her to hang on & came back with a glass of water
@BGH70: There's a guy in this Taco Bell bathroom stall so loud I'm not sure if it's performance art or a solstice goat sacrifice.
@Wine_Charmer: PSA: Flip flops are the safest shoes to wear. They tell potential predators that you have nothing to lose.
@ShawnHatosy: The so called genius at the Apple Store mentioned he has a girlfriend; thus, his geek credibility is compromised & I don't trust his advice.