@caliluvgirl77: I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed.
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@philyuck: The Molotov cocktail is of course named after Vitaly Molotov, an 18th century Russian industrialist who exploded after being thrown at a car
@nachosarah: hey joggers instead of those dumb little shorts you should wear batman costumes so I can feel like my neighborhood is protected
@Book_Krazy: Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing
@sageboggs: teacher: there's no such thing as a stupid question me: are sharks just mean dolphins teacher: ok i was wrong