@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
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@man_spach: [on a test drive] Me: Haha the heated seat feels like I peed my pants! Dealer: This car doesn't have heated seats. Me: Does it have napkins?
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@lovemydogduck: Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
@alrulz2009: If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you.