@mishakey: I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer.
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@OrangeFact: My new favorite thing on Twitter is this three-year feud between Wendy's and a cabbage account
@bmarked21: So the suicide hotline is only for prevention and not for nominating people who should kill themselves. Sucks. I made a list and everything.
@ch000ch: 9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole "i don't give a shit anymore" pizzas