@msdanifernandez: I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn.
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@jjhartinger: I went to the Gym and the power went out. I whispered, "thank you baby jesus" and left.
@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.
@iLikeCatShirts: When someone tries to tell me they can't do something, I'm like "you ever hear of the Power of Grayskull?"
@mrtruthandsoul: Me: .... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: have the shrooms kicked-in yet? Me: ..