@msdanifernandez: I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn.
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@stephenjmolloy: *stationary for 7 hours* Me: "Actually, I'm not sure this is one of those driverless cars."
@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.
@T_Bonezzz_: Her Parents: Tell us how u two love birds met Me: We were in a tweet contest & was added to a DM room & then I gave her a fake trophy HP: ..
@ClichedOut: Reasons I visit a TL: 1. You're a genius 2. You're far from a genius 3. I like you 4. I know you hate me and want you to know I know