@Rockenden: I can't love you. I'm still in love with a girl I saw in a toothpaste ad 15 yrs ago. She winced when she ate ice cream, I can't abandon her.
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@jwoodham: Whenever someone tells me they like country music, I just look them in the eyes and ask "which country?"
@BindzBrain: The last 3 minutes of any podcast could all be confessions to murder and we'd never know
@SwirlySkittles: Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles.