@st00pidfast: I can't make you love me but I can tie you up and feed you until you're too fat to be loved by anyone else.
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@BromanConsul: My brother goes to "Peninsula High." When the class of 2015 got senior shirts made, no one decided to regulate them.
@TinaMav: I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!
@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
@SarcasticAlly12: God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot