@sethmeyers: I can't personally remember an Olympics with better toilet reporting
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@NoogsCorner: Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer.
@FaisalAdam_: Growing up, I had lots of nicknames but my best would always be 'Officer! That's him over there'... It gave me my sprinter's physique.
@danjan13: Adobe update is ready to install *gazes longingly into the distance*, but I don't think I am.